I'M AN OLD COWHAND ON THE RIO GRANDGE

Simon and I went went horse back riding, what in that statement sounds wrong? I have riden a horse twice before and both times they ran away with me. Simon was once kicked when he passed too close to the back of a horse. Enough said, our guide Macho, yes he is the one under the waterfall, assured us our horses killer and death would be gentile, actually they were called tranquilo and retinto. However during our perilous journey up a mountain and through a river, we were accosted by 2 wild horses and our gentile ponies decided to fight. We had to get off our horses and Macho led them by the reins as he tried to stave off the intruders. During this ordeal I fell in the river. All is well that ends well however and when we reached the waterfall, Macho performed acrobatic tricks under the falls and sang to us. A good time was had by all. But I have made a solemn vow NO MORE HORSES.